Headphones on your neck don't make you a dee jay!

Some guy just showed up at our front desk wearing headphones around his neck asking to speak to our program director about an on-air job. Ahem. First of all...you don't just show up at a radio station...or ANY business for that matter and ask to have a meeting with someone...especially if you are interested in a job. Secondly... wearing headphones on your neck doesn't make you a dee jay....doesn't make you LOOK like a dee jay...just makes us crack up for 20 minutes at what a dork you are.