May I take your order?

Ok... a friend of mine ran across this blog written by a man who went to a steakhouse/restaurant in China with his wife. The menu....well...the menu was "loosely" translated into English. Click HERE.

My order would be as follows: "Hi, I would like to start off with an order of Cowboy Leg. For my meal I would like the Big Bowl Flavor Vegetables Pig Living Bowel with the Rurality Salad. To drink, I would like the Egg Honey Wixt Juioe. And for dessert, the Double Boiled Forest Frog." Gawd.... not only is it Double Boiled FROG....it's Double Boiled FOREST Frog. Ewhhh.