Wrong Lyrics Part Deux

I am notorious for singing the wrong words to songs.... sad.

Here's one that I just figured out that I have been singing wrong for years. The song "Ebony and Ivory." I thought the line was "Side by side on my piano, heave-ho, oh lord, why can't weeeee?" OK.... as you are laughing your ass off at the heave-ho part....the real words are...."Side by side on my piano, KEYBOARD, oh lord, why can't weeee?" I am cracking up and shaking my head right now. Ha.