And this little piggy went WA WA WA all the way home

I was at the gym for my cycling/spinning class today. I was running late so I was rushing around the locker room a wee bit. I turn to sit down and put my running shoes on and WHAMMY! I stub my pinkie toe on the chair. I grab my foot with one hand, waving the other hand in the air, mouthing the words "fuck fuck fuck" and hopping on my other foot. I take my hand away to find my hand COVERED in blood. I had sliced my toe quite deep from the front all the way to the back. OUCH! This lady in the gym says, "Man, you may need stitches." It still freaking hurts...and of course I have my 3 inch heels on today.... of course I do. So that little piggy will go WA WA WA all the way home.