Out in a field cutting lines with some ho's

Our sister station is off the air. It has been since early this morning....and will be for another couple days. The station's transmitting lines that are out in a field up north were cut by a power hoe. And the ironic thing is that it was done by Qwest. We are owned by the same parent company. Sweet. Good work. The station's internet stream is still working... so the dee jays are doing their shows for the 50 people listening on line. The mood is kinda somber around here.... as we all are picturing $$$ signs burning up.... no revenue for commercials when you are off the air. So to liven things up... we changed the story of how the station fell off the air. Instead of saying... Qwest cut our line with a power hoe out in a field. The new story is....Qwest was out in a field cutting lines with some ho's. One guy kinda laughed... victory.